It's Chuck Norris's Birthday We Need Facts!

[FunN4Lo]

Chuck Norris turns 70 today. How is that possible? That gives me a good excuse to feed my need for Chuck Norris facts. Don't copy and paste the whole web site, just give us a few of your favs

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris's hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

 

[mark1wat]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a river he doesn't get wet, the river gets Chuck Norris.

 

[mark1wat]

Chuck Norris Counted to infinity.....Twice!

 

[mudpro69]

Ordinary people sit on the beach and get a sun tan....Chuck Norris sits on the sun and gets an earth tan....true story....it has been confirmed by a verizon rep....:icon_ banana:

 

[mudpro69]

Ordinary people sit on the beach and get a sun tan....Chuck Norris sits on the sun and gets an earth tan....true story....it has been confirmed by a verizon rep....:icon_ banana:

Now that right there was funny.....

You all are trying to make me the thread killer....I am not having it...LOL

 

[BlazinCaucasian]

Debbie did Dallas because she couldnt handle Chuck Norris.

 

[jdx]

Let me google that for you

 

[G_Neo]

Long ago Chuck Norris upper cut a horse in the chin... Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

 

[G_Neo]

Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands...


Now they are known as 'the Islands'.

 

[mach330]

i like the jack bauer threads as well. maybe i should start one.

 

[eliassami5]

Geico saved 15% on their car insurance by switching to Chuck Norris

Little boys wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

god i forgot my list of Chuck Norris jokes..

 

[ricepuddin]

all 99 of Jay-z's problems are Chuck Norris.

 

[mossostdrauka]

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

 

[claustin]

Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom...

also if you haven't seen it

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[TimChgo9]

Chuck Norris didn't get the flu. the flu got Chuck Norris