The path of the righteous PHONE is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil CARRIERS. Blessed is he, who in the name of NEXUS DEVICES and a pure AOSP experience, shepherds the weak through the valley of bad phones and two year contracts, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of mad consumers. And I will strike down upon thee with great innovation and furiously cool devices those who would attempt to poison and destroy my consumers. And you will know my name is ANDROID when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
