I just want a phone with a projector built in.
YES! I mean the Laser projectors are small enough to be in phones now, and there have been prototypes demoed half a decade ago that work, so why not?
[video=youtube;24kwfJ2F_4I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24kwfJ2F_4I[/video] (2008)
Samsung Galaxy Beam flexes projection power | Mobile World Congress - CNET Reviews (2012)