OK, I know it's been a while, and I don't want to get dinged for necro-ing my own thread, but....
I finally managed to get it rooted. Mainly it's taken me this long because I started a new contract with a new company and it's been rather busy.
Anyway, I'm not certain exactly what the issue preventing me from rooting was, but I narrowed it down to two possibilities.
A. Using a 64-bit OS. (Could never get that damn 64-bit motorola driver update to install.)
B. My Security software was blocking it. Even after disabling everything, I find BitDefender still manages to find a way to protect me from myself. ADB just could either never find the device, or it would lose it during the root process.
So, I used a system with Win-7 32-bit and no antivirus software whatsoever. Plugged in with the stock USB charger cable, ran the razor tool to root it, borked the first time (I think was my fault for not confirming a prompt on the phone), and worked flawlessly the second time.
No I am happily rooted and can finally kill some of those crap programs Verizon insists I need running. Really considering running the latest Cyanogen ROM though. Already installed SafeStrap, just got to figure out how to clear enough space for the ROM, and then figure out the rest of the process.
(You know how it is. I know just enough to get me in trouble, and I'm afraid of bricking my phone, but dammit, I'll probably poke at it anyway and experiment.)