LOL, well my fingers are obviously no where near as fast as yours. I'm the lazy type when it comes to computers. I buy them so they will do more work in less time and relieve me of the responsibility so I can do other things - whether more or less productive (that's my prerogative). In this case, having the convenience of plugging the USB cable into the laptop and hitting a batch file is actually worth in the long run, all the trouble it was getting ADB properly configured. Especially seeing as now I can get my fingers a little dirtier working in ADB commands and such as I have in the past.
I think that I am just impatient. When I buy a new phone, I have it debloated before I install my apps and set it up... usually before I leave the VZW parking lot. haha