atomicwedgie
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Wait... you let him LIVE????
Well... I had considered a quick straight-arm to his throat to drop him, then slamming my knee down across his neck and yelling, "Don't you ever, EVER touch my Droid again without pre-written consent and a $500 deposit!" then finishing him off with an eye-gouge. Reality caught me just in time to save him.
I even considered an alternative of snatching his iPhone out of it's holster and doing the Mexican hat dance on it followed by some rude comments about his wife and kids but once again, my maturity saved him from a cruel retaliation.
Besides... being my supervisor that probably would have lost me the raise I am hoping for. Bosses are funny that way ya know?
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