my last mission
I want one because if i dont get it my droid will die, no joke im completdly serious, my whole life 24/7 is dependent on me getting this stand, i live and sleep for this stand. i have nothing else worth living for other then to get this stand so i van bring my droid back to life,
I was thinkin the other day, what do i need in my life what would make me complete, and then it popped into my head, just like that, a stand for my droid. right now its naked, it doesnt have anything special for it to sit in, a house, a god given right to the abilty to own a house and my droid is deprived from having one, its just a lonely hobo sitting on a street corner begging for money to get a stand.
But what is it to do, well the droid does so i thought well we need to get some money for a stand. so me and my droid started applying for jobs everywhere, we applied to be the CEO of google, idk why but we got turned down, then we went and sent an application to apple, they were like sure come in and well interview ya, well guess what that was the worst idea ever, gthey were acting all nice to me and my droid untill they wanted to give my droid a 1 on 1 interview, well guess what happened, 40 minutes later he comes out and is all pissed off, i was like whats wrong and he was like they were playing with my operating system, so although they said they loved us they said we couldnt have a job, who knowws y. well then me and my droid were reading some news on droidforum and guess what, apple anounces their new iphone is going to have multi-tasking, and me and my droid were like hey howd did they come up with that, and then it hit me, they stole it from my droid in the interview, so now do we not only have no money for a stand but we were helping the enemy,
well me and droid were done, we had had enough, droid was almost dead and had 10% battery left, i was going to put him in his charger but he said no, he spent the last seconds of his life searching this forum and finding this thread, our last hope to get a stand. with his last breaths we typed this story together, and then he died.
I need this stand so that i can bring my droid back to life. give him a home and a reason to live. or otherewise my droid will never be able to experience a Full life, of downloading apps, serfing the web, sending texts and calls, and changing in his home, the EZEstand.