1. Installed RSD Lite on a new laptop, set it up with the drivers and threw a 2.0.1 .sbf on there (different download than where I had gotten the previous one).
2. Flashed the 2.0.1 .sbf [TWICE] to my phone.
3. Tried to run the update.zip from rootyourdroid.info, did not work and was getting the errors listed a couple posts above.
4. Battery pull, let it sit for 15 minutes, reformatted the SD card
5. Flashed the .sbf again.
6. Let it boot while connected to my laptop, the familiar droid/Droid eye came back after a couple minutes.
... *DROIDDDDDDDDD* sound!
I couldn't believe it. Signed into my gmail and everything seems to be running smoothly. Going to let the battery charge normally again before I try to root (I think I will root with the DMUpdater).
So, in the end, it was the .sbf flash that saved it. Just had to reflash a few more times on a random whim.
THANK YOU to everyone who contributed or read this thread. The tried and tested tricks worked in the end, with a little bit of patience and persistence. You guys rock! :icon_ banana::heart::motdroidhoriz:
ps. DO NOT TRY THE JIT ENABLER APP IN THE ANDROID MARKET!