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Poll: Are You Guilty of Toilet Texting? New Study Says You Probably Are...

i remember hearing something that poop particles are basically everywhere in the bathroom, even if you put something including your toothbrush (ewww), in your medicine cabinet...theres something to think about

Here is another thing to think about... The only thing keeping poop from getting on your hand when you wipe is a thin piece of recycled paper :icon_ devil:
 
You would think thats safe but I read somewhere that there are actually poop particles that are airborne after it leaves you body. Hahaha

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Thanks for bursting my bubble. hahaha. Now, where's my clorox wipes? feel a sudden urge to start wiping :)

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This thread has reminded me why my phone stays away from the dooty room lol. No risk of toilet or sink swimming and need for antibacterial wipes to clean it up after a grunt n push session. Gross, time to clean my bathroom again...

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Good read
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Strange. I sat on my toilet. Opened Droid forums apps. And the first topic I see is this one.

Hahaha so true, might as well maximize the time in a day right? I know what I'm doin, seems like some people don't realize what they're doing until they sit down and read about it, then they're like, oh yea hey, that is me haha that's funny.

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Sometimes my phone, sometimes my tablet. Never the laptop. Too big. And no phone calls.
It's really frustrating when you bring your tablet in and discover the battery's dead. >.<
 
Man there is a lot of toilet humor in this thread ;)

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Now I understand why fecal matter is so often one of the substances found on cell phones :r_c:

That and the fact that I about died laughing when my friend told me he had to get a D3 cause he dropped his OG in the toilet while utilizing the facilities have put me off of the idea.
 
My relationship with the toilet is strictly professional. I go in, take a dump, I go out. No smartphone or other gadgetry involved. Never takes me more than a minute to poop.
 
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