Why do you say that won't work?
Because it didn't work.
A truly bricked phone will literally do nothing-not power up, not light up, nothing. If you are getting to the M logo, then it can be fixed and recovered. It's just a question of how much time and effort you want to put into it, and from the sound of what's going on trying to get a replacement, some quality time with RSDLite is probably worthwhile here.
What a silly thing to say. You have absolutely no supporting facts for that statement.
I have dozens of examples in support of my statement.
As far as wanting to replace a five month old phone with one that does little different or one that's too big for most pockets, well, that's just as I stated initially, silly on its face.