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My constantly joking uncle used to stop me at the door saying"Halt! Are you a friend or an enema?" He used to crack me up when I was a kid. He had these big classic records with funny skits on them that he was always listening to and playing for me and my cousin. Probably the beginning of "Bad Dad Jokes"