So. Less than a week later, I now have 3 Droids sitting on my desk in front of me. One is my original one with the damaged headphone jack and slider, one is my first replacement that the proximity sensor is faulty and the screen has a piece of foam sticking out from the side under the glass, and the third is the replacement for the second, where the screen is actually off center and crooked.
In short, I'm done with this "Certified Like New Replacement" BS, and I'm keeping my original. Once I can warrant a $90 deductible, I'll place a claim with Asurion.
This is not the first time I've dealt with crappy replacements from Verizon. My girlfriend had an LG Chocolate that was faulty, she tried to go through the replacement program, and she went through about 6 of them in a 3 month period. She finally said screw it and got a new phone off eBay.
Buyers beware, Verizon is a great company when it comes to service and the selection of phones, but their Certified Like-New Replacement system is absolute crap. GET INSURANCE!
Thanks for listening to my rant. Feel free to comment.