While walking down the sidewalk texting, you meet a Bear. What do you do?

[nikecar]

You don't have to out run the bear... you just have to out run your friends. And it will have to be a very, very good friend for me not to trip them

Remind me to like this comment when I get to my desktop. So Damn true. You don't have to be the fastest, just faster than the slowest person.

Sent from someplace, and with something that you need not worry about.

 

[Andielyn]

(bear see's guy with an iphone) wow im not even chasing that crap.......

hahahahahahaha

 

[Josebunbury]

somebody got home with some heavy poopy pants...

 

[kodiak799]

Maybe he could have used a fart app to scare the bear away