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Anyone else wake up to ICS update this morning?

it starts with maggots which turn to flies, that bring frogs, that bring rats, the draw cats, that are chased off by dogs. And then you throw it in a blender and drink it down... Rotten just rotten to the core like a commonly know red fruit with a solid core that comes from a tree. Thank you Sir Isaac Newton :(

We both know we can do better than this, as many putrescent and disgusting things that we could amplify this with... lets agree that the rest of the forum would benefit by us not continuing this lmao.

Besides you have to start with a highly pungent creature, one whose pheromone levels are through the roof, say ..... a scorpion. Then feed it maggots covered with curdled milk and let it drink ammonia, blend at the moment of death and combine with dung Beatles lol.

I here by apologize to all who I've offended... and formally withdraw from this. May you all be healed from the sickening effect of this discussion. Yaterml.... we appear to have some similarities lmao
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We both know we can do better than this, as many putrescent and disgusting things that we could amplify this with... lets agree that the rest of the forum would benefit by us not continuing this lmao.

Besides you have to start with a highly pungent creature, one whose pheromone levels are through the roof, say ..... a scorpion. Then feed it maggots covered with curdled milk and let it drink ammonia, blend at the moment of death and combine with dung Beatles lol.

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Start with a sea barnacle drenched in sweat from a old lady and fat man work out session with Richard Simmons Salivated on by Gene Simmons, feed that to the scorpion to start, but hey we need to be nice to the forum!
 
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Start with a sea barnacle drenched in sweat from a old lady and fat man work out session with Richard Simmons Salivated on by Gene Simmons, feed that to the scorpion to start, but hey we need to be nice to the forum!

Baaahahahah.

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all this great food talk is getting me hungry, but in the end, dont we all just want some ice cream sandwich ??
 
all this great food talk is getting me hungry, but in the end, dont we all just want some ice cream sandwich ??

Don't read to the end then... wait, if you're reading this you already did... sorry!!!!! Lmao

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In the words of Eddie Murphy (Delirious)
[FONT=&quot]"I have some ice cream, I have some ice cream,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and I'm gonna eat it all, I'm gonna eat it all..."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The ice cream be running down your arm and ****[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"You don't have no ice cream![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You didn't get none! You didn't get none![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"'cus you are on da wellfare, you can't afford it."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Other kids would join in: "You can't afford it,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and his father is an alcoholic !"

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[/FONT]
 
In the words of Eddie Murphy (Delirious)
[FONT=&quot]"I have some ice cream, I have some ice cream,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and I'm gonna eat it all, I'm gonna eat it all..."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The ice cream be running down your arm and ****[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"You don't have no ice cream![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You didn't get none! You didn't get none![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"'cus you are on da wellfare, you can't afford it."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Other kids would join in: "You can't afford it,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and his father is an alcoholic !"

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Nexus, with I.C.S.-
[/FONT]

Lmao!!!!! Eddie Murphy was awesome

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Having fun getting laughs don't care about views

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Yeah, I wonder how many people we made ill?? Lmao and we kept it clean!!

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