Considering I probably took about 1000 extra steps the one method that did work I find it safe to say...Sweet! Is there any quick way to describe the recipe of drivers that you needed? Haha
Download PDAnet and then update the drivers using the "naked" drivers provided by 713king. That's what seemed to do the trick. Had I known that probably would've saved a good hour or two tonight alone and would've solved my issues since I started.
so install the driver with PDAnet.
Download the "naked" drivers
Update Android 1.0 with the "naked" drivers through device manager
Success:hail: