Now from Corning and Samsung:
Introducing the Samsung SHX-2000 and Corning's own Crockpot Dock! Simply dock your phone to the underside of the Crockpot, plug in the included 120 watt power adapter, and you're ready to heat things up! (Sizzling effect noise in background) With the display built in to the crock top, checking on your favorite slow cooked foods is a breeze. Just add your ingredients, set the phone to Lets Blaze It Up mode from the crockpot display, and in 4 to 8 hours you'll have a steamy, rich and flavorful slow cooked meal for the whole family!
But who are we kidding? At todays prices, a loser like you doesnt have a family! So just hop on the built in display, and facebook, tweet, text your non existent friends, call your mom, or watch porn to your hearts desire at scorching fast speeds while your food is being simmered to perfection!
(Crockpot dock not included. Additional accessories extra. You must sign and agree to our terms and conditions. Warrantee is void once Lets Blaze It Up mode is activated. May cause, but not limited to, house fires, grease fires, gut fires, scorched hands, steamed eyeballs, loss of homeowners insurance, bad credit, no credit, identity theft, obesity, eczema, loss of potency, addiction to the food network, insane electricity bills. Not guaranteed to cook food. Not recommended for daily use.)