Taking a look at What's Next For Android? I'm not sure I want Jelly Bean
Android 2.6 (Jellybean)
Release Date: Spring 2014 (this article was written in 2010)
Features:
-Phone numbers replaced by targeted ads
-Automatically screens calls based on other party's attractiveness
-Emits powerful Nordic pheromones
-Vibration mode causes spontaneous conception
They also said this about ICS
Android 2.5 (Ice Cream)
Release Date: Winter 2013
Features:
-Automatic privacy screen when browsing pornography
-Valid form of ID in continental US and parts of EU
-Native CueCat support
-Calls your mother on her birthday
there is obviously some sarcasm built into that article, however the gizmodo writers are perpetual idevice fanboys and will find a way to put down android at almost every chance they can. things seem to have calmed down a bit on the android bashing lately, but once the next i-whatever comes out they will start back up with the bs.