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The "win" would be winning hundreds of millions in the lottery and hiring an assistant to do everything for me. I'm tired of making my own sandwiches and pouring my own coffee. [emoji3][emoji389][emoji383][emoji41]

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The "win" would be winning hundreds of millions in the lottery and hiring an assistant to do everything for me. I'm tired of making my own sandwiches and pouring my own coffee. [emoji3][emoji389][emoji383][emoji41]

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Awww! Poor baby... I'll pour your coffee for you[emoji57] ftw, that is!

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Alright lloyd, you made me hungry for a childhood favorite. I ran home at lunch and grabbed some PB, jelly & bread. Enjoying a yummy PB&J sandwich as I type this. :cool:
 
Something to make you go hmmmm!

I am 48 years old and will be 50 in 2018 and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways? do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mail man...Peace!! [emoji3][emoji6]


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Something to make you go hmmmm!

I am 48 years old and will be 50 in 2018 and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways? do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mail man...Peace!! [emoji3][emoji6]


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LOL, I'm 50, and don't care FTW.
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Something to make you go hmmmm!

I am 48 years old and will be 50 in 2018 and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways? do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mail man...Peace!! [emoji3][emoji6]


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I've often wondered about the answers to those questions except ( I will try to answer it delicately) I know Victoria's secret...To make a woman feel "sexier" by making the size of her bra in Victoria's sizes at least one cup size larger than she is in any other brand... What's up with that??

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I've often wondered about the answers to those questions except ( I will try to answer it delicately) I know Victoria's secret...To make a woman feel "sexier" by making the size of her bra in Victoria's sizes at least one cup size larger than she is in any other brand... What's up with that??

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What??? You mean my wife isn't really a DoubleD? <image is shattered> [emoji45]

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What??? You mean my wife isn't really a DoubleD? <image is shattered> [emoji45]

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Victoria's secret does influence men too... If you think your wife is more endowed, it's good for you too.. Enjoy! Attractiveness, like youthfulness is not a number, it's a chemistry of sorts. Put a smile on your face turn that frown upside down... Think positive.. That's what it's all about [emoji56]

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