This is the reason why my Droid X needs protection:
This is my droid x. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My droid x is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My droid x, without me, is useless. Without my droid x, I am useless. I must use my droid x true. I must launch each angry bird with more precision than my enemy, the green pigs, who are trying to continually steal our eggs. I must kill them before they get away. I will...
My droid x and myself know that what counts in this struggle is not the amount of apps we download, the roms we run, nor the voice searches we execute. We know that it is the platform that counts. WE WILL WIN...
My droid x is part human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its capabilities and finally resolve its WiFi issues. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my droid x clean and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...
Before Droid Forums, I swear this creed. My droid x and myself are the defenders of the earth. We are the masters of our competition. We are the saviors of free enterprise.
So be it, until victory is OURS and there is no enemy, but peace!
This is my droid x. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My droid x is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My droid x, without me, is useless. Without my droid x, I am useless. I must use my droid x true. I must launch each angry bird with more precision than my enemy, the green pigs, who are trying to continually steal our eggs. I must kill them before they get away. I will...
My droid x and myself know that what counts in this struggle is not the amount of apps we download, the roms we run, nor the voice searches we execute. We know that it is the platform that counts. WE WILL WIN...
My droid x is part human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its capabilities and finally resolve its WiFi issues. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my droid x clean and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...
Before Droid Forums, I swear this creed. My droid x and myself are the defenders of the earth. We are the masters of our competition. We are the saviors of free enterprise.
So be it, until victory is OURS and there is no enemy, but peace!