Its the cat..
he/she is lacking attention now that u have the Droid. Heck I think my wide is plotting against my Droid. Woke up this morning and saw red rum written across my home screen... then a little girl in the hall.. wait nvm that was my daughter waking up for breakfast. lol
Look, my wife is the crazy cat lady. She has 5 cats. All of them hate my Droid because I use that instead of petting them. I don't think it's by accident when they sleep on it at all.
I hear ya on the 5 cat thing.. one point we had 10 in a house.. I really do feel in a serious way that once you get above 3.. like 5 in your case.. they do plot sometimes. When we had 10 we would go to the kitchen to get a drink in the middle of the night and no joke.. all 10 would be sitting there.. One in front of the sink and 9 others IN THE SINK.. they would go from watching water drip to looking at the one outside of the sink as if they were having a meeting.. Weird stuff.. Wish I was making this up.. they would pack together sometimes too and attack the dogs.. They would get a couple to chase the dog into a room and the others would hide behind the door and under a bed and when they got the dog into the room they would circle and attack.. again.. I wish I could make this stuff up.. it was too weird.. No more then 3 for me now..
On another note.. really hope you figure out what is happening.. that is too weird.. IMO only explanation could be a sleep walking thing as far as the CNN issue goes... If you figure it out let us know.. Maybe in your sleep your wife did something to try and play a practical joke??