Finally made it back to work with a Nexus in my hand!!! Rundown of how it happened:
8:25 - Pulled up in the parking lot, only one there.
8:35 - Second car rolls up
8:45 - Now 4 cars waiting in the parking lot
8:50 - They opened the doors, I get out and could be first to the door but allow the two older folks in first while holding the door for them
8:51 - First guy in is making an exchange and the second person is debating on a bionic or razr (wtf??)
8:55 - There are 3 employees in the store, but apparently only one is allowed to do upgrades (he is with the first guy), one can do exchanges (he is with the guy that came in behind me who is swapping his razr for a nexus), and one just walks around in a suit lookin cool (who tells me they have at least 50 units in stock).
9:05 - Reinforcements show up to work the other register, sell the lady a bionic (my palm almost met my face at that moment).
9:30 - Fist guy is finally done and it is my turn.
9:31 - I ask if I can self upgrade and get shot down.
9:32 - I ask if I can use the $100 promo for going to a 4G and get shot down even though it had been noted on my account that I was eligible for it because "she misread the map".
9:33 - I contemplate walking across the street to best buy and just doing it there but then envision a massive line and limited stock and ending up without a phone.
9:44 - There are about 20 people in the store, probably 15 of which are waiting to by a Nexus and another 2 Reps show up for work and I'm pretty sure they called another 1 or 2 in.
9:45 - Walk out of the store with a brand new nexus that has already been violated by the VZW guy, but I don't care, I'll be that "rebound-guy-that-turns-permanent" for my sexi-nexi