Yes or no

[cerisecons]

Yes, and I typically wonder why I don't do most of the stuff after work and safe the weekends for me time...

Does your SO have "honey do lists" to keep you away from "you time"?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. There is no such thing as me time. Its "our" time.

Aren't long weekends meant to get caught up on DIY projects?

 

[cerisecons]

No, long weekends are for getting out of town and enjoying a short trip.

Do you like getting away from home on occasion?

 

[Sajo]

Yes....like to. Just don't get to as often as we used to.

Do you like to sing born to be wild when starting a road trip?

 

[cerisecons]

No, but the stereo does.

Do you still ask for permission to go out with your buddies?

 

[Sajo]

Noooooo. I go where I want, when I want. No questions asked. I am king of my castle.

Did you participate in Red Nose day?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. Every day I drink is red nose day!

Do you really have the spine you are showing off?

 

[cerisecons]

No, he's redecorating the dog house right now.

Do you wish you had the cojones that I do?

 

[Sajo]

No.

Aren't they in a jar in the kitchen?

 

[cerisecons]

No, rocky Mountain oysters are not on my diet.

Would you try them just to say you did? Bucket list?

 

[Sajo]

No and no.

Are 2 50LB bags of river rocks heavier than 2 50LB bags if sand?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, if weighed after drinking mass quantities of any alcohol....
But sober a 50 lb bag of rocks weighs the same as a 50 lb bag of feathers.

Do you ever feel as if your head is full of the rocks?

 

[Sajo]

Sometimes....yes.

Have you ever seen a 50 LB bag of feathers?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, shaped like a mattress...

Do you ever think you could make better decisions than our elected monkeys?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Absolutely.

Can I count on your vote?