Great. While I'm stuck with a worthless Bionic brick, unable to use my phone's data connection, I can laugh (all by myself, since I can't get online to tweet it) at those sorry iPhone losers surfing the net all day long knowing their battery is about to run out any second...
Ya, that sure makes me feel better.
You forgot to tell me I was elected to be in-charge of your emotions. Typically I believe everyone should manage themselves, but depending on salary, I may take the position.