I know this is a tad off topic, but it is kind of car related.
So, this sad, sad little Honda Civic kept cutting me off on the highway the other day while I was taking my PREGNANT WITH TWINS girlfriend to the doctor. We were already having trouble as it is getting her in the car and now this idiot wants to play Fast and Furious all around me. Girlfriend looks at me (and I will blank out what she said for the sake of viewers), "Smoke his <blank>."
I've never shed a tear so much in my life as I floored it around him and left him with his pants down and trying to rev that shoddy motor to catch up with my nice Turbo. I think he learned his lesson that day: Don't mess with a pregnant lady.