didn't you hear, an unlocked bootloader is complete armageddon:
Vzw employee 1: Unlocked bootloaders are a disaster of biblical proportions.
Vzw exec: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Vzw employee 2: What he means is old testament, mr. Mayor, real wrath of god type stuff.
Vzw employee 1: Exactly.
Vzw employee 2: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Vzw employee 3: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Vzw employee 4: The dead rising from the grave!
Vzw employee 1: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... Mass hysteria!
Vzw exec: All right, all right! I get the point!