#9. Complain about everyone else complaining too much lol
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And at the risk of having this moved...
Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
156 to write to the moderators complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the forum.
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this exchange to the Light Bulb Forum.
203 to demand that cross posting to other forums about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this forum by saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this forum.
82 to smugly say that since they use LEDs, and not light bulbs, why don't others do the same.
1 to post an irrelevant question about toasters.
305 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands of light bulbs work best for this.
26 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.
32 to quote the entire post, whether it's relevant or not, adding "Me Too."
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
2 to respond to something that has already been answered because they didn't read the entire thread.
11 to post that they are unsubscribing because they can't handle the light bulb controversy.
4 to suggest that posters view the light bulb FAQ before posting.
1 to propose new Change Light Bulb Forum.
47 to say that is what this forum was meant for, so leave it there.
61 to vote for the new Change Light Bulb Forum.
1 to resurrect the thread months later to ask which is the best light bulb.
We have to remember that most people who buy a smartphone do not join a forum and have no clue that an update is coming, much less a soak test. And some of them may not even know what ICS is.