Yes or no

Yes. The funny farm. And it's not my real Birthday....but thank you. Most things in this thread are not real. Even the posters are make believe....

Do I win a prize now?
 
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Yes, tie this to your ankle and jump into that boat.

Can you hold your breath?
 
Yes. All night long while I sleep.

Can you hear the frayed ends of sanity calling your name?
 
Yes, and I asked myself that same question, I didn't like my answer...

Are we alone?
 
No, but I've been tickled by one...

Didn't you see its not his birthday, it's his bris?
 
Yes, I just wanted to say Sacajawea.

Have you ever danced sound a fire wearing nothing but a headdress?

S5 tap'n
 
No, but I have danced round a fire with a girl with her dress on her head... ;)

Didn't you get those pictures?
 
Yes, but I just assumed they were photoshopped. (Campfires are prohibited in Cali...c'mon be realistic!)

Does your bacon toothpaste prevent gingivitis? (No, that's not an STD)

S5 tap'n
 
No. But it tastes good. You might want to get that checked out...might be time for a Silver Bullet.

Can you build a camp fire with one match?
 
Yes, lots of wood, gasoline and a blow torch.

Did you set that Gingervitis checked?
 
No. My doctor never heard of Ginger vitis.

Is it bad?
 
Yes, if you've had a had experience with a ginger.

Would you like to try it?
 
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