Yes or no

Yes, I have several, unfortunately the Guinness group has yet to list them...

Can you see now?
 
Yes, there's usually 300 accidents on a big rain weekend, like snow people forgetting there's no brakes...

Do you like your bologna?
 
Yes. It has a first name and a last name and everything.

Do you like to sing and dance in the rain?
 
Nope. No denying it...the dog snores really loud! :cool:

Do you stare at yourself in the mirror often?
 
No, unless every 5 minutes is often...

Do you like how makeup and eyeliner makes you look?
 
No, not on me. I bet it makes you look good.....

Have you ever lied to avoid a traffic ticket?
 
No, I hand the officer my license and registration and then flash some pectoral cleavage... The chest hair usually doesn't help.

Do you like the responses you get after you lied?
 
Yes, as long as it is "I'll give you a warning today" :cool:

Has anyone ever told you that you are special?
 
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