Yes or no

[Sajo]

No thanks. I just had breakfast.

Was there ever a "greatest thing" before sliced bread?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, because the greatest thing is scooped ice cream.

Do you want some now?

 

[Mike.757]

Yes. Sliced ham. That's why they needed the bread.

Does the sun always rise in the east?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Except on the days that end in Y

Was ice cream invented before sliced bread?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, because fire wasn't invented yet.

Do you like fire?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. I build a nice fire every morning to heat coffee and heat my water to shave with....

Do you believe Verizon's claim that: "You Matter To Us. It’s our mission to make your life easier" ?

 

[cerisecons]

Hel... Oops Heck No, their mission is to help themselves to our money...

Do you have any other reliable cell services with the same coverage?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. All the big carriers have good signal where I live. But not where I work. And not where I travel to.

Do you hear what I hear?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and you should excuse yourself..

Is that smell you too?

 

[Sajo]

No. That was the dog.

Do you see what I see?

 

[thunderbolt_nick]

No, it's not X-mas yet.

Did you hear about the bird?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and it was tasty.

Did you get that thing fixed yet?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. My thing is fixed and working fine

Did you find the hidden camera in your office yet?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and did you like that's last picture before it went dark?

 

[Sajo]

Nooooo! My eyes are still burning!

Have you ever tried to break a world record?