Yes or no

[Sajo]

Yes. It was the dog.

So we are all a little insane, that's your theory?

 

[cerisecons]

You're here.

Are you hungry?
Watch woman break Big Texan 72 oz. steak record eats 3 steaks in 20 minutes flat KFOR.com

 

[Sajo]

No. Not after seeing that. Where's the beef? In my belly!

Have you ever eaten until you puked?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, but it wasn't for that reason, was food poisoning. Never entered into a "be a pig" on a stage.

Have you ever wanted to?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. No thanks. I am just fine with a normal sized meal, wash it down with a cold brewskie and take a nap in my recliner.

Do you have a favorite comfy chair that you nap in?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, absolutely, chair / couch they all work
I'm with you, easy light meal, good IPA, light nap, sounds good, I'll plan it for tonight too...

Do you need a daily nap?

 

[Sajo]

Need one....No. Want one...Yes. Usually only on Sunday afternoons.

Can you tell when someone has been using your favorite chair?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, because they are in it... Darned cat

You really want to be a cat person but are afraid to show it? Yes?

 

[Sajo]

Hmmmm.....let me think. No...and No.

Do you secretly wear tight leather and pretend to be the cat-woman?

 

[cerisecons]

No, absolutely not, I did date a cat woman, once....

Do you still secretly talk to your plants?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. And they talk back.....

Has an inanimate object ever "talked" to you?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and my wife calls her mom...

Do the voices ever stop?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. But only if you stand in the middle of a busy highway and yell as loud as you can. "Make it stop!". Give it a try!

Do you like padded rooms?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, and lots of pillows.

Have you ever wanted a milkshake for breakfast?

 

[Sajo]

Yes. Of course. Milk shakes are deeelicious.

Do you like meat loaf?