Yes or no

[UltraDroid]

No.

Can you imagine this scenario?

Amazon, in its quest for the ultimate in customer service, invents time travel. The first package it delivers with this new service arrives before it's ordered, causing the customer to trip over the unexpected package on the doorstep, resulting in instant death. This creates a paradox because a dead body can't order a package, but if no package was ordered, it can't be delivered. This paradox spreads and destroys the universe.

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[cerisecons]

Are you prepared to get some of Willie Nelson's special blend?

 

[cr6]

I imagine one could trust his brand name! Bwahahaha!

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

After a few hits you might just start to like County music...

 

[cr6]

Country is king of pop tart like lemonade in the summertime.
Yep

Do your hinges squeak?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

No, that's just the voices in my head.

Do you enjoy your spare time?

 

[cr6]

Yes, and my spare change.

Do you enjoy your spare tire?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, Adding my desk muscles now.

Do You care if Jimmy cracks corn

 

[cr6]

Only if it's candy corn.

Will a watermelon grow in your belly if you swallow a seed?

S5 tap'n

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, if you also eat the correct amount of soil.

Have you starting with the dirt yet?

 

[cr6]

I started when I was 5....its not working.

Are you overwhelmed by priorities?

S5 tap'n

 

[Sajo]

Most days, Yes. I have to prioritize my priorities to figure out what is the highest priority.

Is that confusing?

 

[cerisecons]

No, I'm prioritizing my insane responses now.

Do you love cats?

 

[Sajo]

Nope. Wife has one, but not my favorite. My dog is my buddy.

If you have insane responses, do you already know the insane questions?

 

[cerisecons]

Yes, we're all a big happy insane family on this thread..

Did you hear that?