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Verizon Trollin' aka Waiting on the Nexus

and green, that was just to make/start a continuation. the other post reached its character limit. i actually had to do it over :(. took a while but now everyone's chats are easy to locate, separated from others, and nicely labeled. and able to be seen.
 
:D. would have been better if it was the first post but what can i do :D. glad to do it. did not think there would be this many conversations between us and verizon.
 
Well, I just tried. I didn't really get them to say anything that hasn't already been said.
Just that she believes it will be a BIG device and should have a pre-order.

Please hold for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience.
You are now chatting with 'Jessica'
Jessica: We are having a great day at Verizon Wireless, I hope you are too. How can I assist you today?

Nick: Hello, how are you?
Nick: I just had a few questions regarding a couple phones that I might possibly upgrade to
Jessica: I am ok. I will be happy to assist you with your upgrade questions. Can I have your name and number?
Nick: ********************
Nick: ********************
Jessica: For security purposes, can you verify the billing password for me?
Nick: ********************
Jessica: Thank you for that information Nick. What questions did you have?
Nick: Well I am using the Original Motorola Droid, and I really want to upgrade
Nick: I have been checking out the new phones, and I really like the HTC Rezound. The Razr is nice but I like the higher screen resolution on the rezound
Nick: A friend of mine told me not to get the rezound though, because a new phone is coming out soon, that is gonna be better. I think he said it was a Galaxy SII?
Jessica: We do not have any information on the new devices that could be coming out.
Nick: Oh Really?
Nick: I think its a Nexus device he said. You havn't heard anything about it? Should I just get the Rezound then?
Jessica: We haven't been notified of when it will be available. "Thank you for your inquiry. We are still on track to announce the availability of the Galaxy Nexus by Samsung this year. We encourage you to sign up at www.verizonwireless.com/galaxynexus so you will be alerted when the phone becomes available."
Nick: o cool :) thanks for the link
Nick: In your opinion, would you get a phone now, or possibly wait for that nexus phone since it MIGHT be coming out before the end of the year?
Jessica: I would try to hold out, if your current device is working fine.
Nick: I know that you said that you don't have any information on new devices.... but whenever it may release, do you think there will be a pre-order for it? I hate standing in long lines for new devices
Jessica: Sometimes they do allow you to pre order devices, if it is a big device that is coming out.
Nick: Ok, do you think this will be a big enough device for a pre-order possibly? Just curious because I hate waiting in lines only for them to get sold out.
Jessica: Yes, I do believe it will be.
Nick: Do you get a lot of customers asking about it? I didn't even know it existed until my friend told me to wait
Jessica: Yes.
Nick: Ok cool, I didn't realize it was that popular, it isn't even on the website yet besides the email sign-up. It must be a pretty nice device
Nick: Ok, well maybe I will try and wait and see when it releases. My Droid is running real slow now. But I might be able to hold out for a little longer
Jessica: Okay. Did you have any other questions for me?
Nick: Nope, thanks a lot for the help Jessica
Nick: Have a good day
Jessica: You are very welcome. I am glad that I was able to assist you today. Click on close to end chat. Thank you for chatting with Verizon Wireless and you have a good day!
Your chat session has been ended by your Verizon Wireless online agent.
 
I had a lot of fun with this one. Don't think the guy was expecting old St. Nick. Still nothing either, you would have thought they would at least tell Santa Claus!

Please hold for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience.
You are now chatting with 'Sylvester'
Sylvester: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
Santa Claus: Hello Sylvester! I have been getting letters about this new device, the Galaxy Nexus? It's seems a lot of good boys and girls are waiting for this phone. I was wondering if you would happen to know when it was going to be released so I can deliver the boys and girls their Christmas presents.
Sylvester: I'd be happy to assist you.
Santa Claus: Thank you, you're a good boy. Ho ho ho!
Sylvester: I have been researching all day to find out the exact date or period of when this device will be release but Santa I am sorry I do not know yet.
Santa Claus: Hmmm, Verizon is really keeping their lips sealed, not even could Santa find out about this device that the boys and girls are raving about.
Sylvester: oh, have your checked with your elves yet?
Santa Claus: I hope I don't disappoint the children this year if it is not released before Christmas.
Santa Claus: I have, they know as much as we do. Ho ho ho!
Santa Claus: What would you like for Christmas Sylvester?
Sylvester: Oh sorry to hear that Santa, so is Mrs. Claus?
Sylvester: I would like a new iPhone4s 64 GB.
Santa Claus: She can't even work a microwave let alone a smartphone.
Sylvester: How is Mrs. Claus?
Sylvester: ha
Sylvester: What, she doesn't cook?
Santa Claus: Well if your continue to be a good boy someone might be happy come Christmas. Ho ho ho!
Sylvester: Thank you!
Santa Claus: She bakes. I love her cookies.
Sylvester: Ha, I bet the are tasty.
Santa Claus: Though the crumbs stay in the beard for months
Sylvester: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Sylvester: eww...lol
Santa Claus: Tell me about it. Well Sylvester you have been very helpful, thank you. I don't think there is anything else you can help me with.
Sylvester: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Sylvester: alright you take care of your reindeer!
Sylvester: Thank you for visiting Verizon Wireless, I look forward to speaking with you again. Have a great evening!
Santa Claus: I will. You take care now and be good. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Your chat session has been ended by your Verizon Wireless online agent.
 
I had a lot of fun with this one. Don't think the guy was expecting old St. Nick. Still nothing either, you would have thought they would at least tell Santa Claus!

Please hold for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience.
You are now chatting with 'Sylvester'
Sylvester: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
Santa Claus: Hello Sylvester! I have been getting letters about this new device, the Galaxy Nexus? It's seems a lot of good boys and girls are waiting for this phone. I was wondering if you would happen to know when it was going to be released so I can deliver the boys and girls their Christmas presents.
Sylvester: I'd be happy to assist you.
Santa Claus: Thank you, you're a good boy. Ho ho ho!
Sylvester: I have been researching all day to find out the exact date or period of when this device will be release but Santa I am sorry I do not know yet.
Santa Claus: Hmmm, Verizon is really keeping their lips sealed, not even could Santa find out about this device that the boys and girls are raving about.
Sylvester: oh, have your checked with your elves yet?
Santa Claus: I hope I don't disappoint the children this year if it is not released before Christmas.
Santa Claus: I have, they know as much as we do. Ho ho ho!
Santa Claus: What would you like for Christmas Sylvester?
Sylvester: Oh sorry to hear that Santa, so is Mrs. Claus?
Sylvester: I would like a new iPhone4s 64 GB.
Santa Claus: She can't even work a microwave let alone a smartphone.
Sylvester: How is Mrs. Claus?
Sylvester: ha
Sylvester: What, she doesn't cook?
Santa Claus: Well if your continue to be a good boy someone might be happy come Christmas. Ho ho ho!
Sylvester: Thank you!
Santa Claus: She bakes. I love her cookies.
Sylvester: Ha, I bet the are tasty.
Santa Claus: Though the crumbs stay in the beard for months
Sylvester: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Sylvester: eww...lol
Santa Claus: Tell me about it. Well Sylvester you have been very helpful, thank you. I don't think there is anything else you can help me with.
Sylvester: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Sylvester: alright you take care of your reindeer!
Sylvester: Thank you for visiting Verizon Wireless, I look forward to speaking with you again. Have a great evening!
Santa Claus: I will. You take care now and be good. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Your chat session has been ended by your Verizon Wireless online agent.

HAHAHAHA this made my day, hands down the best chat ever.. It was even funnier that he went along with it too.*high five*
 
Just had this fun chat. Not really a troll as I had a legitimate question, but the tech was a great guy!

Please hold for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience.
You are now chatting with 'Kristopher'
Mark: Hi, I have a question about upgrading
Kristopher: Thank you for choosing VZW.com Presales Support. My name is Kris, I'd be happy to assist you with your order today! May I have your name please?
Kristopher: My pleasure!
Kristopher: What do you want to know?
Mark: Mark
Kristopher: Hey there Mark!
Mark: My brother-in-law used the discounted upgrade from my sister's line about a month ago, so she was going to use his upgrade and accidently used mine
Mark: How can I upgrade my device on the website and use the discounted upgrade from his line?
Kristopher: When does he get his line upgrade?
Mark: He is eligible now
Kristopher: Oh okay. Good, I was thinking you were going to tell me 2015 and I was going to have to tell you to off him!
Mark: Haha nope. He just used my sister's to get the bionic since he wasn't eligible yet, and she was going to use his to get her iPhone
Kristopher: What you can do is go to the home page (the one with the pic of your phone on it)
Mark: I was just a little angry when I checked today and saw my upgrade in 2013!
Mark: ok
Kristopher: Change the drop box to the eligible line.
Mark: ok, and just click to upgrade his device?
Kristopher: Yes sir!
Mark: Ok, that's what I was thinking, just didn't want to mess up any of our lines or anything
Mark: Thank you!
Kristopher: My pleasure. Feel free to leave me open while you complete your order, that way I can assist you with any questions or issues with placing your order!
Mark: Now I've just got to wait for the Galaxy Nexus so I can upgrade!
Kristopher: And when you get the phone, you can call customer care move the phone to your number.
Kristopher: Ah. (are you here for the nightly gathering, witing to see if the white smoke comes out to signal the election of the new pope. Pope Nexus the 1st?)
Kristopher: It's been happening all week about this time.

Mark: Haha I'm trying not to get my hopes up, just happened to look at my account tonight and got a little worried
Kristopher: I understand, at least you can give him the bennifit of the doubt as yours didn't have the credit on it. Call it an honest mistake.
Mark: Yep, I guess so. I think thats all the help I need. Thank you for your time Kristopher
Kristopher: MY pleasure! Enjoy it when you get it.
 
Just had this fun chat. Not really a troll as I had a legitimate question, but the tech was a great guy!

Please hold for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience.
You are now chatting with 'Kristopher'
Mark: Hi, I have a question about upgrading
Kristopher: Thank you for choosing VZW.com Presales Support. My name is Kris, I'd be happy to assist you with your order today! May I have your name please?
Kristopher: My pleasure!
Kristopher: What do you want to know?
Mark: Mark
Kristopher: Hey there Mark!
Mark: My brother-in-law used the discounted upgrade from my sister's line about a month ago, so she was going to use his upgrade and accidently used mine
Mark: How can I upgrade my device on the website and use the discounted upgrade from his line?
Kristopher: When does he get his line upgrade?
Mark: He is eligible now
Kristopher: Oh okay. Good, I was thinking you were going to tell me 2015 and I was going to have to tell you to off him!
Mark: Haha nope. He just used my sister's to get the bionic since he wasn't eligible yet, and she was going to use his to get her iPhone
Kristopher: What you can do is go to the home page (the one with the pic of your phone on it)
Mark: I was just a little angry when I checked today and saw my upgrade in 2013!
Mark: ok
Kristopher: Change the drop box to the eligible line.
Mark: ok, and just click to upgrade his device?
Kristopher: Yes sir!
Mark: Ok, that's what I was thinking, just didn't want to mess up any of our lines or anything
Mark: Thank you!
Kristopher: My pleasure. Feel free to leave me open while you complete your order, that way I can assist you with any questions or issues with placing your order!
Mark: Now I've just got to wait for the Galaxy Nexus so I can upgrade!
Kristopher: And when you get the phone, you can call customer care move the phone to your number.
Kristopher: Ah. (are you here for the nightly gathering, witing to see if the white smoke comes out to signal the election of the new pope. Pope Nexus the 1st?)
Kristopher: It's been happening all week about this time.

Mark: Haha I'm trying not to get my hopes up, just happened to look at my account tonight and got a little worried
Kristopher: I understand, at least you can give him the bennifit of the doubt as yours didn't have the credit on it. Call it an honest mistake.
Mark: Yep, I guess so. I think thats all the help I need. Thank you for your time Kristopher
Kristopher: MY pleasure! Enjoy it when you get it.
Kristopher was awesome! Man, that's exactly what every chat expeirence should be. He obviously is having a good time while still doing his job.


Sent from a bubble gum factory because im all out of gum.
 
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