Tried a different approach on this one. Wanted to see if I could back-door into the subject:
Please hold for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience. You are now chatting with 'Terri'
Terri: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
Trusstopher: I was thinking about upgrading but haven't quite decided on a device yet.
Terri: I would be happy to help you with phones.
Terri: Are you wanting a smart phone or a basic phone?
Trusstopher: Definitely a smart-phone and definitely something running Android.
Terri : Great@
Terri: Do you want all touch screen or one with a keyboard as well?
Trusstopher: Well, I was considering maybe having a key-board, but I want it to be 4G LTE as well... and I looked at the Stratosphere in the store.. wasn't a fan of how it felt in my hands.
Terri: What would be the main use of the phone for you online
Trusstopher: Pretty much a general all purpose device.
Trusstopher: I am definitely thinking I want a "top-tier" device, though.
Terri: How important is the camera to you?
Terri: Would you like to be able to access your home pc from anywhere?
Trusstopher: Megapixels don't mean very much, but I'd prefer close to zero-shutter lag and a high quality sensor.
Trusstopher: Remote access to my PC is very low on the priority list.
Terri: Then I think you may like the Razr. It has 1080 HDP video. It has a great battery life as well with smart settings.
Trusstopher: Interesting... interesting... Razr, huh? But that doesn't have a keyboard, does it?
Terri: No the only one with a keyboard that is 4G is the Stratosphere. However the Razr is very easy to text on.
Trusstopher: I heard someone mention the other day that the Droid 4 was basically going to a new version of the Razr... will that have a keyboard on it?
Terri : We have not gotten any information on the Droid 4.
Trusstopher: Oh, I apologize... I thought I had heard that it was coming out next week so I figured you guys would have gotten the info about it already.
Terri: That is ok.
Terri : We get that all the time about all kinds of phones.
Trusstopher: I'm sure you get a lot of questions about the Galaxy Nexus as well, don't you?
Terri : Yes .
Terri: Hi , I'm just checking in, how is everything going?
Trusstopher: I probably have as many questions about the Nexus as you have been asked... I think it is the primary reason I'm having such a hard time deciding on my upgrade. It is my white whale... the one device I truly want but just can't get my hands on or even a snippet of info on.
Terri : I can send you a link about it.
Trusstopher: Oh? Some inside information?
Terri :
Click here.
Trusstopher: I actually hadn't seen that page yet. Thank you!!
Terri : You are welcome.
Terri : Are there any other issues I can assist you with today?
Trusstopher: Looks like it is missing the real meat and potatoes though... A time frame :-(
Terri: I know but at least you have the specs.
Trusstopher: This is true... even more Nexusy Goodness to dream about. So I guess that means y'all haven't been given any time frames either?
Terri: Sorry.
Trusstopher: It's no problem!! But I do really appreciate your help!!
Terri: Do you have any other questions for me at this time>
Trusstopher: Not right now... going to see if I can't wait out my dieing Droid 1 for the Sexy Nexy
Trusstopher: Have a wonderful day, Terri!
Terri: Hi, I'm just checking in, how is everything going?
Your chat session has been ended by your Verizon Wireless online agent.
I think she clicked the wrong automated response there at the end haha.