John: Verizon Looks Like They Are Changing Their Upgrade Policy
Paul: That's outrageous. I'm going to AT&T, it's not as bad as everyone says.
George: I'll bet it's because of the switch to 4G
Ringo: Yeah, that's the reason why. They want to soak us for more money, evil giant phone company.
Harpo: Well, I'm going to call over there and get it straightened out right now:
Groucho: They are not changing my date. They try that and I'll just tell the rep off until they give me my way.
Chico: Harpo what the rep say.
Harpo: These reps are clueless. We know more then they do because we read it on the internet.
Larry: Hey Moe. They don't want to give us any good equipment anymore.
Moe: Don't be a wise guy. I'll punch them in the face. (turns to Curly Joe and punches him)
Curley: What was that for? I don't work at Verizon anymore.
This thread will be up here for some time, right along with the HTC thread and the iPhone to Verizon thread.