Introducing, the Bionic Upgrade! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pee your pants!
More twists and turns than a Möbius strip, you'll not know which way it's going next! And the twist back loop at the end will leave you feeling upside down, and then, you realize the ride is just beginning!
Come one, come all! This ride is not for the faint of heart, but we'll allow anyone with a major credit card ride!
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..just don't expect a hug at the end ...and make sure you ask for lube first ...
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